la vida
1709342778 Name: Anonymous : 2024-03-02 01:26:18
solo pienso en drogas
How deep
1709216564 Name: Anonymous : 2024-02-29 14:22:44
is your love (spoiler: pan)
da da da
I like the BBC test card / ceefax version of this
Pretty Keen
1709251238 Name: Anonymous : 2024-03-01 00:00:38
A certain ***** lady, whose wit is only eclipsed by her beauty, was on a certain occasion, the local point of admiration, and had more satellites than Saturn. Among the number who were only too happy to do her the slightest pleasure, was a ***** man of the modern school of beauty, with a good deal of jewellery and a very little moustache, which, by dint of much coaxing and petting, had just made its appearance upon his upper lip, in its most incipient and insipid stages. The ***** lady , to test the gallantry of her admirer, presented him with an almond, and requested him to crack it for her. Only too glad to do her bidding, and searching in vain for any other means, he cracked it with his teeth, and handled it to his inamorata, when the following short but pointed dialogue unsued:-"You have very sharp teeth," remarked his teaser, drily. "Very sharp, I assure you," he replied. "Would you believe it -when I was a boy, I used to amuse myself by biting off the heads of birds and chickens?" "Oh, indeed, very probable," replied the lady, "I could have guessed as much; I think I see some of the down upon your lip!" Our informant adds that the ***** dandy struck a bee-line for a barber's shop, and has never since attempted to cultivate a moustache.
deleted because 'historical'
1709215488 Name: Anonymous : 2024-02-29 14:04:48
>Moved to /spam/ by lain at Thu 2024-02-29 07:48:04 because historical
lol, next time move Lain to /spam because 'giving nonsensical reason'
I'd like to join the cureent spammer / spam wave but I don't know how to tell orbs to post regularly without poking them with a mouse..
1709216864 Name: Anonymous : 2024-02-29 14:27:44
me shoulder sores, gonna take off me frockcoat now...
1709217200 Name: Anonymous : 2024-02-29 14:33:20
I dont know, i look great in it so gonna keep wearing it...
1709218029 Name: Anonymous : 2024-02-29 14:47:09
orbys going rest now
you might want to hurry and do that static orb ship address thing
A courting Widow.
1709165915 Name: Anonymous : 2024-02-29 00:18:35
A handsome ***** shop-man was recently made love to by a buxom widow, when he politely informed her that there were two impediments to their union. "name them," said the widow. "The want of means to set up in business is the first," said he. They parted, and the widow sent him a check for ample means. Then they met again, the ***** man had taken a house and stocked his shop, and the smiling fair one then ventured to inquire as to the other impediment. "My wife," was the rascal's reply.
It's sounding good
1709159193 Name: Anonymous : 2024-02-28 22:26:33
A North Wales paper thus begins one of its paragraphs:-"The inhabitants of Llanbedrgoch and the contiguous parish of Llanfairmathafarneithaf." A very pleasant sound those last 23 letters must have!
The Last Terminal User
1707767114 Name: Anonymous : 2024-02-12 19:45:14
Survivor's log date Mon Feb 12 19:05:59 UTC 1824
Using vim for job-related tasks
I have now finished my daily job
I like how handy the vim's typeover function is...
echo ...violence, following US move - The Times of Israel >
Newscast.txt
TIMEOUT /T 09
echo Man accused of flying from London to New York
without... > Newscast.txt
TIMEOUT /T 30
echo ...passport is arrested - BBC > Newscast.txt
TIMEOUT /T 30
"rds.bat" 176L, 4553B written 97,0-1 52%
1708796548 Name: Anonymous : 2024-02-24 17:42:28
EDIT: it can't...
user@localhost:~$ ascii-image-converter test.png
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+* :@+ @@ .@# *@. :@% %#. -@: %* .*- :@#. :@# =@: *@. .@- :@:
:*#***= :***+=+#= .*#*+=== +****- +#**#+ :@+***#= +**++=#* *: .*.
:@:
.*.
1708894320 Name: Anonymous : 2024-02-25 20:52:00
Cursive.flf 'SL Script.flf' red_phoenix.flf
Cyberlarge.flf 'Santa Clara.flf' rev.flf
Cybermedium.flf Script.flf rowancap.flf
Cybersmall.flf Serifcap.flf rusto.tlf
Cygnet.flf Shadow.flf rustofat.tlf
DANC4.flf Shimrod.flf s-relief.flf
'DOS Rebel.flf' Short.flf santaclara.flf
DWhistled.flf 'Slant Relief.flf' sblood.flf
'Dancing Font.flf' Slant.flf script.flf
Decimal.flf Slide.flf shadow.flf
'Def Leppard.flf' 'Small Caps.flf' slant.flf
'Delta Corps Priest 1.flf' 'Small Isometric1.flf' slscript.flf
Diamond.flf 'Small Keyboard.flf' small.flf
'Diet Cola.flf' 'Small Poison.flf' smallcaps.flf
Digital.flf 'Small Script.flf' smascii12.tlf
Doh.flf 'Small Shadow.flf' smascii9.tlf
Doom.flf 'Small Slant.flf' smblock.tlf
'Dot Matrix.flf' 'Small Tengwar.flf' smbraille.tlf
'Double Shorts.flf' Small.flf smisome1.flf
Double.flf Soft.flf smkeyboard.flf
'Dr Pepper.flf' Speed.flf smmono12.tlf
'Efti Chess.flf' Spliff.flf smmono9.tlf
'Efti Font.flf' Stacey.flf smpoison.flf
'Efti Italic.flf' Stampate.flf smscript.flf
'Efti Piti.flf' Stampatello.flf smshadow.flf
'Efti Robot.flf' Standard.flf smslant.flf
'Efti Wall.flf' 'Star Strips.flf' smtengwar.flf
'Efti Water.flf' 'Star Wars.flf' standard.flf
Electronic.flf Stellar.flf starstrips.flf
Elite.flf Stforek.flf starwars.flf
Epic.flf 'Stick Letters.flf' swampland.flf
Examples.md Stop.flf term.flf
Fender.flf Straight.flf threepoint.flf
Filter.flf 'Stronger Than All.flf' ticksslant.flf
'Fire Font-k.flf' Sub-Zero.flf twopoint.flf
'Fire Font-s.flf' 'Swamp Land.flf' upper.flc
Flipped.flf Swan.flf usaflag.flf
'Flower Power.flf' Sweet.flf ushebrew.flc
'Four Tops.flf' THIS.flf uskata.flc
Fraktur.flf Tanja.flf utf8.flc
'Fun Face.flf' Tengwar.flf wetletter.flf
'Fun Faces.flf' Term.flf wideterm.tlf
Fuzzy.flf Test1.flf
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d you are not
figlet: contessa: Unable to open font file
user@localhost:~/tuir$ figlet -f contessa.flf I am the only handsome man on Ear
t and you are not
figlet: contessa: Unable to open font file
user@localhost:~/tuir$ figlet -f Contessa I am the only handsome man on Eart an
d you are not
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sudo: unable to resolve host localhost.localdomain: Name or service not known
user@localhost:~/tuir$ figlet -f Contessa I am the only handsome man on Earth a
nd you are not
1709159097 Name: Anonymous : 2024-02-28 22:24:57
A North Wales paper thus begins one of its paragraphs:-"The inhabitants of Llanbedrgoch and the contiguous parish of Llanfairmathafarneithaf." A very pleasant sound those last 23 letters must have!
acquiantances only
1708732086 Name: Anonymous : 2024-02-23 23:48:06
Let's take a look at this one-liner rubbish that you have no idea how to respond to it:
>Thread 78017
"I belong to nowhere"
Got 150+ replies
made another similar low quality thread
>Thread 79335
"I am nobody"
No replies
Lambda is not different than a pantomime where only fagmin orbs come and "reherse"
Sounds like they have made a deal in the irc though. So its one attention whore seeking for attentions
lambda sucks
Hello
1688681236 Name: Anonymous : 2023-07-06 22:07:16
What's going on here