A Powerful Memory
1704307880 Name: Anonymous : 2024-01-03 18:51:20
There is said to be living in Winchester a man who is processed of such a powerful memory that he is employed by the various benevolent societies to "remember the poor."
Ooh!
1704307607 Name: Anonymous : 2024-01-03 18:46:47
I should live to hear an O'Glady call Moore's Melodies a noise!
Mother of the Weeds
1704307289 Name: Anonymous : 2024-01-03 18:41:29
A lady asked her grandfather why the weeds always outgrew and covered up the flowers? "Madam," he answered, "the soil is the mother of the weeds, but only step-mother of the flowers."
Send thine bones
1704307033 Name: Anonymous : 2024-01-03 18:37:13
The proprietor of a bone mill advertises that those sending their own bones to be ground will be attended to with punctuality and dispatch.
A man asked another
1704306546 Name: Anonymous : 2024-01-03 18:29:06
whom he was about to help to some chicken, whether he wished a leg or a wing. "It is a matter of indifference to me," replied the carver, laying down the knife and fork, and resuming his own dinner.
The man "who couldn't stand it any longer,"
1704306146 Name: Anonymous : 2024-01-03 18:22:26
has taken a seat, and now feels quite comfortable
A sleepy sermon and dry reading
1704305071 Name: Anonymous : 2024-01-03 18:04:31
is like bed chaff without condiment
Saucepan Wonderland - /lambdamixes/
1704302600 Name: Anonymous : 2024-01-03 17:23:20
Midnight creeps so slowly
When two pans humping each other
You say you're panner
but you don't care
You chase my cake. That hurts
Fly!
Saucepan wonderland
Saucepan wonderland
Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah
do do do do do!
do dod do dod !
Saucepan wonderland!
Debian won! - Final decision
1704302116 Name: Anonymous : 2024-01-03 17:15:16
has the best software compatibility
>tkdesk runs without any issues
>Wordperfect 8.1 works!
>runs Netscape 6 Unix natively and more responsive than Netscape6 wine
Debian won!