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>I don't recall ever hearing the name saucepan before!
>Get outta me face, kid!

how dare you, silly orb...

Kyrandia

 Kyrandia is a multi-player fantasy adventure.  You can speak with other
 players using action verbs.  For example, if you were to type "say hello
 there", other players at the same location would see "hello there."

 You can move around the large world of Kyrandia by telling the computer
 which direction you wish to go (example: west).  You can abbreviate these
 commands for your convenience: n(orth), s(outh), e(ast), and w(est).  In
 some instances, you can also use special commands too (example: climb the
 tree).  Also, it is rumored travel can be done magically as well!

 You can pick up objects and use them in assorted ways (you can experiment
 for yourself).  Also, for added novelty, you can do numerous "mundane"
 actions, such as: smile, laugh, kick , wink, hug ,
 and many more!

 The rest you have to figure out on your own!  Good luck!

***
The elf then bows swiftly to you and disappears in a puff of smoke!
>west
...You're in a dark forest.  Tall, ominous pine trees surround you, their
thick, bristly branches hanging down and making it difficult to proceed in
any direction.  Almost all of the sunlight is blocked out by the densely
packed trees, and the few rays which do filter down create dark, menacing
shadows which seem to dance along the leafy forest floor.  As you glance
around, this location appears to be very similar to the rest of the forest,
making it confusing to determine your exact location.
There is a garnet, an opal, a garnet, and a garnet lying on the forest floor.
>climb
...climb what?
>collect garnet
...Why would you want to collect garnet?
>because garnet really is garnet
...Oh, that's a lousy reason!
>

Yet, another great X11 game. I'm not sure if it is retro...

very playable (with vlc running in background)

stop with thepower-abusing attitudes!!! You've made me diiieeeed!

Mum! Just leave me alone!

I lik roblox