George is handsome
1694240558 Name: Anonymous : 2023-09-09 06:22:38
I am so handsome
An Indian being asked what he did for a living,
1694206361 Name: Anonymous : 2023-09-08 20:52:41
replied, ‘Oh, me preach." "Preach," said the bystander; "what, do you get paid for it?" "Sometimes me gat a shillin', sometimes two shillins'. And isn't that mighty poor pay?" "Oh, yes, but it's mighty poor preaching."
1694213573 Name: Anonymous : 2023-09-08 22:52:53
'our life is but a bubble'
1694196720 Name: Anonymous : 2023-09-08 18:12:00
said Mrs. Simpkin, in a spirit of resignation to her spouse, who was rating her about her slovenly habits. "I wish your life was a soap bubble, then," rejoined her husband.
loonies
1694173394 Name: Anonymous : 2023-09-08 11:43:14
Lunatics live proverbially to a good old age, and one of the proverbs upon which the fact is founded is, we suppose, the old household truism that "Cracked vessels last the longest."
1694187985 Name: Anonymous : 2023-09-08 15:46:25
nothing
1693909694 Name: Anonymous : 2023-09-05 10:28:14
1693909724 Name: Anonymous : 2023-09-05 10:28:44
1694174947 Name: Anonymous : 2023-09-08 12:09:07
chibbles've got green onions in verjuice.
1694169737 Name: Anonymous : 2023-09-08 10:42:17
batter, batter, what's the matter?
ask chickens in marinade.
Dear a whisperer,
1694169253 Name: Anonymous : 2023-09-08 10:34:13
Stop being skeptical upon the fact that I am handsome, please? I am fully aware that I am the only charming person on this planet Earth.
fishing...
1694145689 Name: Anonymous : 2023-09-08 04:01:29
the dace could be the pike
the pike could be the dace
the dace could be the pike
the pike could be the dace
Half of a Saucepan - /bbsmixes/
1694110895 Name: Anonymous : 2023-09-07 18:21:35
I compared the machines, since when I was seven*****
the steam ones have got more orbs
because it makes me feel warm
Now I am just a saucepan
when you get a fridget spinner, you get a budget spinner
then you've got that motion, the motion really is the motion
that is what I meant.
[chorus]
Only you
can make half of a saucepan
and the only thing to do...
to keep thinking really is to keep thinking
to see love through turnips
You!
Can make a saucepan
that will fly to the Mars
The Moon is for ameteurs
ten saucepans already landed!
[instrumental]
1694134182 Name: Anonymous : 2023-09-08 00:49:42
Alt. version I create machines, since when I was seven***** to build the whole saucepan that acts as a spaceship, need not be done at once So I wish my saucepan was strong enough but it is just a saucepan I'm gonna have to use the metal the metal that is impregnable... abler really is abler Only you! can make a saucepan that will fly to the Mars The Moon is for ameteurs ten saucepans have already landed! You! can make a saucepan that will go through ten brick walls so we can have a kip in falls that is the only reason, to see you through turnips... [instrumental] #piano + guitar riffs #piano
1694134303 Name: Anonymous : 2023-09-08 00:51:43
Alt. version
I create machines, since when I was seven*****
to build the whole saucepan that acts as a spaceship, need not be done at once
So I wish my saucepan was strong enough
but it is just a saucepan
I'm gonna have to use the metal
the metal that is impregnable...
abler really is abler
Only you! can make a saucepan
that will fly to the Mars
The Moon is for ameteurs
ten saucepans have already landed!
You! can make a saucepan
that will go through ten brick walls
so we can have a kip in falls
that is the only reason,
to see you through turnips...
[instrumental]
#piano + guitar riffs
#piano
1694134511 Name: Anonymous : 2023-09-08 00:55:11
alright, add "<.b r>" to each line (which is strange sometimes...)