A Western journalist
1703756512 Name: Anonymous : 2023-12-28 09:41:52
whose wife had just presented him with twins, and who for this reason was compelled to neglect his paper for one day, gave the following excuse to his subscribers:"We were unable to issue our paper yesterday in consequence of the arrival of two extra males.
The Night March of the Volunteers
1703727648 Name: Anonymous : 2023-12-28 01:40:48
Step together!
All together!
close, close together!
Remember this is holy earth
On which our measur'd footsteps tread
The living land gave us birth!
The dust of our immortal dead!
Step together,
all together
Each man's true beside us
Close together!
fall together!
Death can but divide us.
Step together,
all together
Each man's true beside us
Close together,
fall together,
Death can but divide us.
Step together,
all together!
close, close together!
Free mothers have not sung us lays,
Or read our hist'ry's page in vain;
The noble deeds of olden days
When needed,
we will do again.
Step together!
all together!
Each man's true beside us;
Close together!
fall together,
Death can but divide us.
Step together,
all together,
Each man's true beside us,
Close together,
fall together,
Death can but divide us.
it's beginning to look a lot like...
1703714810 Name: Anonymous : 2023-12-27 22:06:50
SSSAAAUUUUCCCCEEEPPPPAAANNNNSSSS!
A ditty - From "Arden-Phil Ohman - I've Got Rhythm"
1703701498 Name: Anonymous : 2023-12-27 18:24:58
I've got sausage
I've got "saucepan"
I've got my cake
Who could ask for anything more?
Who could ask for anything more?
Old man's rubble, I don't mind him
You'll find him 'round my door
I've got daisies,
In the saucepan
I've got "frostbite"
Who could ask for anything more?
who could ask for anything more?
Please,
1703700132 Name: Anonymous : 2023-12-27 18:02:12
do not ejaculate that "Jack Robinson" on my Cheese Puffs
posting on /free/
1703699684 Name: Anonymous : 2023-12-27 17:54:44
mods can't do craps. Also, no captcha triggered, unlike posting directly to /spam/. I do not need to be hasty, to copy image links on time before the posts got moved, now.
A beggar....
1703674496 Name: Anonymous : 2023-12-27 10:54:56
A beggar accosted a philanthropist in Park street the other day and asked for a penny. "I'll give you a halfpenny," was the reply, "if you'll tell me what you'll do with it." "Do with it!" muttered the disgusted tramp, as he pocketed the coin, "I'll buy some tobacco with it. What do you suppose I was going to do with it? did y'e think I was going to buy "Picturesque Old Bristol?"
1703696015 Name: Anonymous : 2023-12-27 16:53:35
*****thropist sample
1703699088 Name: Anonymous : 2023-12-27 17:44:48
a sample really is a sample, my dear.
OUCH!
1703696912 Name: Anonymous : 2023-12-27 17:08:32
frostbite
1703697199 Name: Anonymous : 2023-12-27 17:13:19
last handsome histy meatsuitee
1703698702 Name: Anonymous : 2023-12-27 17:38:22
1703697199 Yes, I'm the only handsome frockcoat-wearing man on Earth.
histywisty
1703697066 Name: Anonymous : 2023-12-27 17:11:06
dont be sad when i dont poste for a while geez
1703698516 Name: Anonymous : 2023-12-27 17:35:16
1703697066 Alright, my dear orb. I shall cheer meself up with a year worth of Sloper's Half Holiday.