join a temperance society?
A gentleman was one day arranging music for a ***** lady to whom he was paying his addresses. "Pray, Miss D.," said he, "what time do you prefer?" "Oh," she replied, carelessly, "anytime will do: but the quicker the better."
When the frost-rime scintillates upon the holly, my dead turkey has begun to do the lambeth walk...
Anytime you're lambeth way
Any evening, any day!
You'll find us all
Doing the lambeth walk! hoi!
Every little lambeth gal
With her little Lambeth pal,
You'll find 'em all
Doin' the lambeth walk!
said a lover to his sweetheart.. "No, I haven't, sir; this ring that you gave me isn't the true metal at all; it's nothing but brass."
My mama don't dance but my saucepan goes rock n' roll
It's evening now lets go lick that turkey
My mama don't dance but my saucepan goes rock n' roll
My mama don't dance but my saucepan goes rock n' roll
Keep my sausage contained...
keep my sausage contained...
keep my sausage contained
so you don't get "whipped" by me warm cream
#DA DANNNN!
#do!padubpadanadndadadnand DUN DUND UND DUNDUNDUNDUDNUDNDUNDUN!
#DUN!
A witness being cross examined by an impudent counsel, was asked if he was not a fortune-teller. "I am not," answered the witness; "but if every one had his due I should have no difficulty in telling your fortune." "Well," said the lawyer, "pray what is to be my fortune?" "Why, sir," rejoined the witness, "I understand you made your first speech at the Old Bailey, and I think it is possible that you will make your last speech there, too."
Heartbreak by the sausage
I love you so
Please, insert another _____.
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