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Some years ago a gentleman went into a certain druggist's shop, and when he had selected what he wanted he told the boy in waiting to put the article down to Sir Charles Napier. The boy, who, being a new-comer, know not Sir Charles, started at the uncouth dress of his customer, and smartly asked , "How am I to know you are Sir Charles Napier?" Sir Charles cooly thrust his hand into his trousers, pulled out that part of his shirt marked with his name, and laughingly sai d to the boy, "There, my lad, will that satisfy you?"